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CIA Brainwashing TechnologyJust kidding, my vision's still great

But the odd thing is, my body is actually getting younger and stronger

I'm such an alarmist.  I think I'll still be drinking my stored up Y2K water supply in Y3K.

I hear tell that they've got a new LASIK procedure that leaves your cornea smoother than when they did mine.  And I thought mine was as smooth as a baby's butt.

I have had no change in vision since my 1999 update.  Good luck!

 

 

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